Mother of the Year:

Stepping Out

My mom came over one day to help out with my new baby so I could volunteer in my kindergartener’s class. I rushed through the instructions with her, jumped into the car and jetted off to school. As usual, I had sweats on and my hair in a ponytail but I had showered so it was a big day.

After spending a few hours at school visiting with my son’s class and stopping in to say hello to a lot of friends and teachers I hadn’t seen for awhile, I headed back home.
When I walked in my mom looked at me and said, “Did you wear your pants that way the whole time?” Confused, I looked down to see that my pants were inside out. I bet they are still cracking up at school.

MOTY:
Jenny

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Mini Bobbit

I walked into the kitchen this morning and found my 2 ½ year old naked holding his penis in one hand and a pair of scissors in the other. Feeling the panic rise up but also realizing that if I did so he would more than likely chop off his little weiner, I somehow found the ability to calmly walk over and snatch the weapon out of his hand before any damage could be done.
All of our sharp utensils are now up high.

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I’m a Little Bit Country

I was driving in the car with my 8 year old daughter, Rae, and her friend, Abby. As we were cruising along I put in a music CD and asked Abby if she liked country music. She lit up and said, “I love it! I’m part Country. My dad grew up on a farm!”
At that point my daughter said, “I’m part Irish!”
Abby replied, “Really? I’m part Country and part Irish!”
I’m 100 percent Laughing Hysterically.

Mother of the Year:
Jen

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Feeling Cheeky

My son and daughter were arguing about how many cheeks a person has. My 8 year old daughter, Sammy, was convinced we all had 2 cheeks. My 6 year old son, Joe, insisted we all have 4 cheeks.
After going back and forth my charming Joe turned to me and said, “See…Mommy has 4 cheeks. Two REALLY big ones (pointing to my bum) and 2 small ones (pointing to my face).”
He won.

Mother of the Year:
Mel

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"I was in a crowded Baskin Robbins with my kids and one of their friends. I was on my cell and my son, Chase, kept telling me that he had to go potty. NOW. I would hold my finger up and say in a minute, I am on the phone. Instead of getting off the phone like I should have, I kept on chatting. I saw Justin keeping the front door open with his little body but assumed he was just looking at the people out front eating their ice cream. A dad with his 2 boys was trying to leave so I told Chase to move when I realized that he was peeing on the sidewalk right out the front door! I screamed, got off the phone, apologized profusely to everyone around me, poured water all over the front to try and get the pee off the sidewalk, ordered our ice cream and hit road fast!

Mother of the Year:
Ragen